And we just got rid of the crazy, cross-eyed neighbor cat with the broken meower that Amber wouldn't stop feeding.
Then out of nowhere a tiny rat-sized dog with lion-sized breath appeared. She actually jumped into Amber's sister's car as she tried to leave. The dog had no tags so we went door to door. No luck. We put up signs around the city. We took her to the vet to see if she had an ID chip. We checked KSL.com in the lost pets section. No one seems to be looking for this dog. She is a Chihuahua. I usually don't like little dogs, but this one is near perfect. She is spayed, house broken, sits for hours in a kennel, and doesn't bark at all. She makes up for all of these good qualities by having breath that melted my eyelids off. We bought her breath biscuits, and now she has cadaver breath with a hint of mint. Yummy! We don't know how long she is going to be with us, but we kind of like her. We named her Roxy.
Roxy after her Flea bath
2 comments:
Wonderful! My kids can get their dog fix at your house now. See how it's all about me?
"melted my eyelids off"
LMBO!!
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